become a merkmer today and enjoy all these incredible benefits:
access to the all new merplex (coming soon)*
free delivery (with every in-store purchase)*
free iron bar with every purchase (coming soon)*
free use of our free enderman farm (starting today!)*
access to full-prize shopping at the all new merplex (coming soon)*
your very own endangered panda (coming soon)*
complete the set with your very own power hungry frog (coming soon)*
compete for a chance to meet the founder of merkmart; merkineezer scrooge* **
find true love* ***
and free water refills for life!*
sign up now!
become a proud merkmer today!
* merplex and it's subsidiaries are not legally required to fulfil any promise made on this website
** merkineezer scrooge died long ago
*** no one has ever found true love, just give up already :)
merplex does not employ children, i swear. i don't know why you're even asking me about this. like, why would we? children are so stupid. no child labor here. no. never.